just wanna make it clear that this tweet is fake and yahoo never said anything like this
thank GOD it is fake!! I just read “family friendly” and started to panic
(Source: elisaskin)
“This may hurt.”
Yeah I got it. Thanks.
(Source: suffersilence, via berry-muffin)
The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are
(via mjepino)
Ellen reads fifty shades of grey
There is no word to describe how much i love this woman
1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Science
(Source: judesoldblog, via stilesandsourwolf)
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
(via stilesandsourwolf)
ROSES ARE RED
VIOLETS ARE BLUE
WILL I SURVIVE SEASON 3
I DON’T HAVE A CLUE
ALPHA’S EYES ARE RED
BETA’S ARE BLUE
WHEN WILL I STOP SCREAMING
NOT ANYTIME SOON
SCOTTY IS AN ALPHA
BOYD AND DEREK FIGHT
EVERYONE IS DYING
I CRIED A LOT TONIGHT
DANNY MIGHT BE DYING
SO MIGHT MOMMA MCCALL
BUT I SWEAR TO GOD IF THEY DO
I’M GONNA KILL YOU ALL
MOMMA MCCALL SURVIVES
THAT HEATHER GIRL GETS KILLED
DANNY SURVIVES
FANDOM LIFE FULLFILLED
(via stilesandsourwolf)
remember when our biggest problem was finding out who the alpha was
(via stilesandsourwolf)
REBLOG IF ITS OKAY IF I PUT SOMETHING FUCKING WEIRD AS FUCK IN YOUR INBOX
Please do
I live for this.
(Source: feelmybutt, via mjepino)
I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.
(via mjepino)
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE.
YOU’RE WELCOME.
THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY
OH MY GOD.
I just spent like, the last hour or something doing this.OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST THING BESIDES TUMBLR THAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME FKDSKCFGNDKNGKNGDFds
(Source: wwincest, via mjepino)
just a reminder
if you think that “masculine things” can be “gender-neutral” but that “feminine things” cannot be “gender-neutral” you need to pause and think a bit harder.
holy shit
(via kkatkkrap)
first of all, who let me get so emotionally invested in a television show
(Source: goodfuckingcoffee, via suckonmyhalehound)
